Lauren Howard Hayes is an actor, writer, and comedian. This avid dad-joker is one-half of The K-Lo Sketch Show and one-third of Bowl Cut Comedy. A comedian once called her a "Triple Crowner" for going through all three comedy schools (Groundlings, UCB, & Second City). Little Mikey Atwood once called her a "Knob Goblin". One of those dudes got a black eye.