Lauren Howard Hayes


Love Hot Cheetos

Hates Mayonnaise

Drives 16 miles to get special food for her cat, Freddie Mercury



LHH was born in Orange County, CA and graduated from California State University of Fullerton with a Bachelor's Degree in Theater.  She also appeared as the puppy-snatching villain Cruella DeVil of 101 DALMATIANS. During her four years with Disneyland, she successfully made hundreds of children cry.


Upon moving to LA, she studied with Lesly Kahn & Co., Second City, Groundlings, UCB, and the UCLA Writer's Extension for Screenwriting. She met her writing partner (Katie Elsaesser) in Duchess Riot, the all-female comedy group. Lauren and Katie currently have a residency sketch show (The K-Lo Sketch Show) at Open Space Theater on Fairfax. It is the longest running show at Open Space.


Lauren has performed on the Comedy Central Hudson Stage, Open Space Theater, Second City Hollywood, Groundlings, M.i.'s Westside Comedy Theater,  & San Francisco Sketchfest.













1. Loves Hot Cheetos

2. Loathes mayonnaise

3. Has a black cat named Freddie Mercury

4. Childhood Crush: "Squints" from THE SANDLOT

5. Karaoke Songs: Bohemian Rhapsody & White Christmas 





actor. writer. comedian.

Bowl Cut Comedy

I gave all my dead batteries away.

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